Merch

Coming soon. Three T-shirts and three adjustable baseball caps, for the days you’d rather not explain yourself.

It’s hour 40 and somebody offers you a biscuit. You can give the speech again, or you can point at your chest. These are on their way, in the same 1970s colours as the book. There’s nothing to buy yet. I’d rather be slow than send you a shirt that shrinks.

Be nice to me, I’m fasting

A cream T-shirt with retro sunset stripes and the words Be nice to me, I'm fasting, next to a matching cream baseball cap with an orange peak.

The original. Sunset stripes on a cream shirt, and a cream cap with an ember peak to match. For the afternoon when you’d like the world to go gently.

Caution: fasting in progress

A dark green T-shirt with a mustard road sign reading Caution, fasting in progress, next to a matching dark cap with a mustard peak.

A mustard road sign on a dark shirt, and a dark cap with a mustard peak. Fair warning for colleagues, family and anyone holding a sandwich.

Hunger is a wave, not a gauge

A sage green T-shirt with three retro wave stripes and the words Hunger is a wave, not a gauge, next to a matching sage cap that says it passes.

A line from the book, on sage green. The cap just says “it passes”, which is the whole trick in two words.

Want first dibs?

Pop your email in and I’ll tell you the day they land. You’ll get my weekly letter as well, and you can leave whenever you like.

These are drawings, not photographs. The real shirts and caps may differ a little in colour and cut.

Greg x